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From: jasonrainbows@mindspring.com
Subject: ScanMon 1.07, a "practical" joke for the Mac
ScanMon
by Jason Rainbows' Magic Theatre
E-Mail: rainbow@kagi.com
URL: http://www.mindspring.com/~jasonrainbows
Requires: color Mac, sense of humor.
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ScanMon is a joke that you can play on your friends,
family, co-workers, etc...
Here's the scenario;
You tell your co-workers that you have a new software
that will allow you to scan an image - using your MONITOR
as a scanner!
Of course they won't believe that such a technology exists,
but if they'll suspend their disbelief long enough for you to
demonstrate, they won't be disappointed.
ScanMon does a very convincing illusion of scanning directly
onto your monitor - to your friend's astonishment!
At this point, you decide to ignore all the warnings against
putting your fingers in the scan area, and you announce that
you will now scan your HAND!
Before anybody can say "STOP! Didn't you hear it TELL you not
to put your hands near the..."
You bravely place your hand in the scan area and press the
Scan Button.
What follows next is sheer terror! But only YOU know the secret!
----Warning!----Warning!----Warning!----
This joke is not to be used near people with a history of heart
conditions or on patients incarcerated in mental institutions.
This joke is banned in several spurious counties in the USA,
check the local laws in your state for details. Children under
six should not be allowed to witness any part of this joke, as
it's bound to leave an impression. Do not store this joke near
flames and open containers of explosive gasses. If this joke
accidently gets in eyes, see your doctor and induce vomiting
immediately. Keep away from pregnant teenagers and don't run
down the stairs with scissors in your mouth.
Peace,
-Jason Rainbows
rainbow@kagi.com
http://www.mindspring.com/~jasonrainbows
"littera scripta manet - non omnis moriar"